a) what is weblish , why did it appear.
b) what is weblish, why it appearing
c) what weblish is, why it appears
d) what weblish was, why it appears
e) what is weblish, why it appeared​

Май ˈфьючэ прэˈфешэн уил грант ˈпипл ˈглэднэс энд ˈбьюти. ол биˈкоз ай диˈсайдид ту биˈкам ˈхеэˌдресэ-ˈмастэ овстайл. уэн ай уил ˈмастэ зис риˈмакэбл прэˈфешэн, ту ду зэ стейт ту зэ ˈпипл ˈфэшнэбл хеэ-ˈкатинз энд ˈстайлишхеэ-дуз, зэт зей лукт уэл. уил лён ту криˈейт ˈолсоу ˈдификэлт ˈивнин энд ˈуэдинз хеэ-дуз фо ˈуимин энд гёлз. ай уонт тубиˈкам dosvichenim ˈмастэ соу, ˈфолтлисли ту диˈтёмин, уот хеэ-ду э мэн ту зи ˈпёсн.май чойс ов прэˈфешэн изсач, биˈкоз ай уонт ту хэв криˈейтив уёк энд криˈейт зэ хэндз ˈбьюти. май чойс ов прэˈфешэн из сач, биˈкоз ай уонт ту хэвкриˈейтив уёк энд криˈейт зэ хэндз ˈбьюти. энд йет ту ду ˈпипл эˈрaунд мо ˈбьютэфул энд мо фил легз.
это русскими буквами, на украинский постарайся уж сам

1) It is time to have dinner (to have breakfast, supper).2) Long ago it is time to know this material. 3) Let's take on the first broth. 4) For whom do you wait? - I wait the girlfriend, we together go to theater. (I wait for our teacher, he in dean's office). 5) Dining room below or above? 6) Go down to library and take this book, please. 7) I prefer fruit to ice cream (pepper mustard, cold heat). 8) What will you tell about a cup of tea (a bottle aerated waters)? 9) About this movie out of the question, it not for children. 10) Pass salt, please. - Please. - Thanks. - Please isn't necessary). 11) Where chalk? Give me a piece of chalk. - Pozhaluysta-Spasibo. Isn't necessary. 12) I can find nothing to taste today. Really? Today there are so much tasty things. Look, salad from tomatoes and cucumbers, ham, sausage. 13) 6 hours. Really you speak? ! It is time to go home. 14) For whom you here wait? Already 8.15. Went! - Just a moment. Nina goes with us. I wait for it. I am afraid, we will be late. Already it is time to be at institute. You are right. Look, it already goes. Ran. We shan't be late. Hurry up, Nina!