1. What is the difference between a fisherman and a very lazy student? ( В чем разница между рыбаком и очень ленивым студентом?) ответ: One baits his hook, the other hates his book. (Переведи сам)
2.What is the difference between a gardener and a billiard player? ответ: One minds his peas, the other minds his cues.
3.What kind of car does an electrician drive? ответ: A Volts Wagon (Volkswagen)
4.What kind of policemen enjoy their work most? ответ: Traffic policemen, because they whistle while they work
- Good afternoon, Mrs. Kein. Come in, please. Take a seat. - Good afternoon, Doctor. Glad to see you. - Haven't seen you long. Is anything wrong again? - I feel well, thank you. I've come to you because my husband seems to be seriously ill but he's so obstinate that he'll never visit you! - Well, I see. So what's happened to him? - He had a crash the other day and badly damaged the car. Besides I'm afraid he's got some serious injuries. Something's happened to his neck, right shoulder and right leg. He can hardly move. I don't know how can I bring him to you. Somebody's given him a suspicious ointment and he is constantly rubbing it in his sore spots. - Great! No comments! Unfortunately I can't treat your husband at a distance. Try to explain him that he must go to the hospital, have his shoulder, neck and leg X-rayed and then come to me. I'll certainly help him. - Thank you, Doctor. I'll make another attempt. - See you later. You and your husband both!
( В чем разница между рыбаком и очень ленивым студентом?)
ответ: One baits his hook, the other hates his book.
(Переведи сам)
2.What is the difference between a gardener and a billiard player?
ответ: One minds his peas, the other minds his cues.
3.What kind of car does an electrician drive?
ответ: A Volts Wagon (Volkswagen)
4.What kind of policemen enjoy their work most?
ответ: Traffic policemen, because they whistle while they work
- Good afternoon, Doctor. Glad to see you.
- Haven't seen you long. Is anything wrong again?
- I feel well, thank you. I've come to you because my husband seems to be seriously ill but he's so obstinate that he'll never visit you!
- Well, I see. So what's happened to him?
- He had a crash the other day and badly damaged the car. Besides I'm afraid he's got some serious injuries. Something's happened to his neck, right shoulder and right leg. He can hardly move. I don't know how can I bring him to you. Somebody's given him a suspicious ointment and he is constantly rubbing it in his sore spots.
- Great! No comments! Unfortunately I can't treat your husband at a distance. Try to explain him that he must go to the hospital, have his shoulder, neck and leg X-rayed and then come to me. I'll certainly help him.
- Thank you, Doctor. I'll make another attempt.
- See you later. You and your husband both!