I.GRAMMAR: Example: She a student. She’s a teacher. B isn’t 1 We to France last summer. C went 2 I always toast for breakfast. B have 3 your brother play the guitar? A Does 4 My mum doesn’t like to work. B driving 5 They TV at the moment. A ’re watching 6 I to Rome. B ’ve never been 7 What tomorrow afternoon? B are you going to do 8 We to Rome and then we drove to Florence. A flew 9 She to school today because she’s ill. A doesn’t go 10 I at the moment because I’m on holiday. A ’m not studying 11 Have you ever Japanese food? B eaten 12 They pizza. They had pasta. A didn’t have 13 Who your favourite actors? B are 14 How often to the cinema? B do you go 15 They early on Sundays. C don’t get up 16 This is interesting book. Have you read it? B an 17 I often go shopping the weekend. C at 18 The children played in the garden. C happily 19 These shoes aren’t . Look! They’re too small. C mine 20 there any biscuits? A Are 21 She hardly travels abroad. B ever 22 Paul left work an hour . C ago 23 How chocolate do you eat? B much 24 This is film I’ve ever seen. A the best 25 I’m younger my sister. B than
Bitard-man. Recently I started to like covering myself in stale feces and fapping. Almost every morning I walk around my neighborhood with a large black garbage bag and collect all the crap I see. It takes a whole day to get two bags full of shit. But it all pays off when I come home after a hard day, go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water and…mmm, pour all the crap into the bathtub. And then I masturbate, imagining that I’m being devoured by all the feces. All in all, I think, that poo has its own mind, each pile of shit has its own family, place, feelings, we shouldn’t just flush them down the toilet, we should take care of them, talk to them, pet them… And you know what, I had a wonderful dream while lying in the bathtub yesterday, I dived into the sea and it turned into shit, fish, seaweed, jellyfish, everything turned into poo, even the sky, Allah himself.
Example: She a student. She’s a teacher.
B isn’t
1 We to France last summer.
C went
2 I always toast for breakfast.
B have
3 your brother play the guitar?
A Does
4 My mum doesn’t like to work.
B driving
5 They TV at the moment.
A ’re watching
6 I to Rome.
B ’ve never been
7 What tomorrow afternoon?
B are you going to do
8 We to Rome and then we drove to Florence.
A flew
9 She to school today because she’s ill.
A doesn’t go
10 I at the moment because I’m on holiday.
A ’m not studying
11 Have you ever Japanese food?
B eaten
12 They pizza. They had pasta.
A didn’t have
13 Who your favourite actors?
B are
14 How often to the cinema?
B do you go
15 They early on Sundays.
C don’t get up
16 This is interesting book. Have you read it?
B an
17 I often go shopping the weekend.
C at
18 The children played in the garden.
C happily
19 These shoes aren’t . Look! They’re too small.
C mine
20 there any biscuits?
A Are
21 She hardly travels abroad.
B ever
22 Paul left work an hour .
C ago
23 How chocolate do you eat?
B much
24 This is film I’ve ever seen.
A the best
25 I’m younger my sister.
B than