7. 1. The cat was very good at catching rats and mice. He played so many cunning tricks on them. He never came home without a rat or a mouse. He could hide in the wheat, or pretend to be dead. 2. There was no need for the cat speaking to somebody before. But now the youngest son got him and started thinking what to do with the cat. The man spoke loudly and the cat heard that he was upset and thought about eating him and making a hat out of cat's fur. So, to avoid death, to prove that he is not useless and to help his new master the cat began talking.
8. 1. I have neither brothers nor sisters. 2. I like sports and I am good at figure skating and skiing. My best friends are goo at swimming, playing football and jogging. 3. I have two cats. A boy and a girl. His name is Mars. He is big, grey and fluffy. Her name is Buffy. She is small and playful.
Walked last night to one of the local supermarkets. In front of me is a married couple with a child. A man all of himself ambal, in short, a really brutal type. They, just like me, are walking along the shopping hall slowly, and their boy is running with curiosity and interest from the counter to the counter. Suddenly he stops at the stand with DVDs and literally on the whole department as he screams: - ABOUT! Smurfs! Then even louder: - ABOUT! Fixiks! Passing by his father immediately slips him on the back of his head and, without stopping, explains: "Throw this shit out of your head!" You're a man! - Seryozha! - his wife is indignant. - Well, what of the fact that I'm Serge? - still the same calm and unperturbed tone continues father. "I also love Smurfs, but I do not twist about this for the whole store!" And, after a pause, he added: - A real man should be able to hide his emotions!
ПЕРЕВОД
Прогуливался вчера вечером по одному из местных супермаркетов. Передо мной идёт семейная пара с ребёнком. Мужик весь из себя амбал, короче, реально брутальный тип.
Они так же, как и я, идут по торговому залу не спеша, а их пацан с любопытством и интересом бегает от прилавка к прилавку. Вдруг он останавливается у стенда с DVD-дисками и буквально на весь отдел как завизжит:
- О! Смурфики!
После чего ещё громче:
- О! Фиксики!
Проходящий мимо него отец немедленно отвешивает ему подзатыльник и, не останавливаясь, поясняет:
- Выбрось эту дурь из головы! Ты же мужик!
- Серёжа! - возмущается его супруга.
- Ну, что из того, что я Серёжа? - всё тем же спокойным и невозмутимым тоном продолжает папаша. - Я тоже люблю Смурфиков, но я же не верещу об этом на весь магазин!
И, сделав паузу, добавил:
- Настоящий мужик должен уметь скрывать свои эмоции!
1. The cat was very good at catching rats and mice. He played so many cunning tricks on them. He never came home without a rat or a mouse. He could hide in the wheat, or pretend to be dead.
2. There was no need for the cat speaking to somebody before. But now the youngest son got him and started thinking what to do with the cat. The man spoke loudly and the cat heard that he was upset and thought about eating him and making a hat out of cat's fur. So, to avoid death, to prove that he is not useless and to help his new master the cat began talking.
8.
1. I have neither brothers nor sisters.
2. I like sports and I am good at figure skating and skiing. My best friends are goo at swimming, playing football and jogging.
3. I have two cats. A boy and a girl. His name is Mars. He is big, grey and fluffy. Her name is Buffy. She is small and playful.
They, just like me, are walking along the shopping hall slowly, and their boy is running with curiosity and interest from the counter to the counter. Suddenly he stops at the stand with DVDs and literally on the whole department as he screams:
- ABOUT! Smurfs!
Then even louder:
- ABOUT! Fixiks!
Passing by his father immediately slips him on the back of his head and, without stopping, explains:
"Throw this shit out of your head!" You're a man!
- Seryozha! - his wife is indignant.
- Well, what of the fact that I'm Serge? - still the same calm and unperturbed tone continues father. "I also love Smurfs, but I do not twist about this for the whole store!"
And, after a pause, he added:
- A real man should be able to hide his emotions!
ПЕРЕВОД
Прогуливался вчера вечером по одному из местных супермаркетов. Передо мной идёт семейная пара с ребёнком. Мужик весь из себя амбал, короче, реально брутальный тип.
Они так же, как и я, идут по торговому залу не спеша, а их пацан с любопытством и интересом бегает от прилавка к прилавку. Вдруг он останавливается у стенда с DVD-дисками и буквально на весь отдел как завизжит:
- О! Смурфики!
После чего ещё громче:
- О! Фиксики!
Проходящий мимо него отец немедленно отвешивает ему подзатыльник и, не останавливаясь, поясняет:
- Выбрось эту дурь из головы! Ты же мужик!
- Серёжа! - возмущается его супруга.
- Ну, что из того, что я Серёжа? - всё тем же спокойным и невозмутимым тоном продолжает папаша. - Я тоже люблю Смурфиков, но я же не верещу об этом на весь магазин!
И, сделав паузу, добавил:
- Настоящий мужик должен уметь скрывать свои эмоции!