Read the conversation between a mother and her teenage children, Katy and Mark, and fill in the gaps with the phrases in the box. 1. I have an idea! Let’s buy …

2. Listen. We could…

3. Yeah, you are right. Let’s think …

4. I don’t know, I doubt …

5. That would be great but …

6. Well, what if …

7. Why don’t we …

8. Oh, have a look at …

9. You’re joking!

10. Oh, how about …

11. You’re right …

Katy:
all our Christmas presents today.
Mum:
if we know what we want.
Mark:
buy presents for Dad, Granny and Liz together and we’ll buy something for our friends next week.
Mum:
we buy a warm jumper for our granny?
Mark:
she has just got one for her birthday.
Mum:
of something else.
Katy: And what about a cookery book for her? She was talking about a new collection of French recipes she had seen in the shop.
Mum: That’s great! It will be a great present! Granny will enjoy it. Let’s think of something interesting for your dad.
Mark:
buy a CD player for him? he’ll be able to enjoy his favourite group while he’s driving the car.
Katy:
Dad never listens to music. I think we could think of something he will really like.
Mum: OK, how about a video camera? Our old one doesn’t work well and Dad is fond of making films about our family holidays.
Katy:
, he will be pleased and happy.
Mark:
a present for Liz. She is so little I don’t know what she wants.
Katy:
this puzzle. It looks nice.
Mum: It’s a great idea and it will keep her busy for some time!

1) There are lots of russian dressers who have a world fame.

2)Yesterday my dad and I were fixing an old chair.

3)There is a table with different sweets and drinks.

4)I asked my brother to put the milk in the fridge.

5)I always get up and then make bed in the morning.

6)All my friends except Ann have an electric cooker.

7)She was standing in front of the mirror looking at herself.

8)Computer is the best invention of the 20th century.

9)My grandmother sleeps without a pillow, because she has a pain in her neck.

10)The designer thinks, that putting a rug in the middle of room is a good colour decision.

A 75-year-old man from Vilnius was caught shoplifting in a supermarket when he was trying to leave the shop without paying for any of the products he had taken.  

It was Wednesday evening and the man was looking around the shop when he noticed that he was late for the basketball match. Unfortunately, the old man had Alzheimer's disease. That's way he forgot he had some items in his hands. So, when he was going through the exit, the security guard stopped him and called the police.

The man said he had no idea what he is doing with the products in his hands.

"It's not my fault. Really! Please, believe me. Perhaps it's because of alliens" the old man said. Everybody started laughing, all the people who were there thought that the man was lying. After 20 seconds the old man said; "Excuse me officer, can you tell me what the hell I am doing here?"

Then the policemen realized that the pensioner was just a mad man, who needed professional help.