Mary: Thank you for inviting me to dinner. Mike: You are welcome. This restaurant is so nice. Mary: Oh, I like it too. I would like to try something new today. Where's the menu? Mike: The waiter's bringing it. Waiter: Here you are, sir. Mike: Thank you. Mary, what would you like? Mary: Oh, I think I would try this new salad with apples and chicken. Mike: That's a good choice! I will try grilled fish with mashrooms and onion. Waiter: Are you ready to order, sir? Mike: Yes, we are. We would like a salad with apples and chicken and grilled fish with mashrooms and onion. Waiter: Would you like anything to drink? Mary: Can I have a glass of orange juice and a cup of coffee, please? Mike: And could I have a cup of black tea? Waiter: A glass of orange juice, a cup of coffee and a cup of black tea.
Waiter: Hello Sir and welcome to Kelsey's. May I take your coat?
Customer: Here, hang it someplace safe, it's cashmere.
Waiter: Here's our lunch menu. Do you want to hear our specials?
Customer: Not really, I know your specials better than you do.
Waiter: What would you like to drink?
Customer: Is your ice tea sweetened or unsweetened?
Waiter: We only have sweetened ice tea with lemon Sir.
Customer: I will have sparkling water then.
Waiter: I will give you a few minutes to look at the menu.
5 minutes later Waiter brings a bottle of Perrier and pour into a glass.
Waiter: Have you decided Sir?
Customer: By the way your glasses have spots on them. I will have calamari as an appetizer, and balsamic chicken.
Waiter: Very sorry about the glasses. Chicken comes with a side and a salad.
Customer: I will have Caesar salad and a baked potato with sour cream and chives. Don't overcook the chicken. I mean it! Or I will send it back.
Waiter, bringing calamari and Caesar salad
Waiter: Here you go Sir, how is everything?
Customer: I changed my mind, I want French fries instead of the baked potato.
Waiter: No problem Sir.
20 minutes later Waiter brings the entrée.
Waiter: Here you go Sir, how is everything?
Customer: calamari was chewy and salad was not so fresh.
Waiter: Very sorry about that Sir, would you like me to refill your glass?
Customer: About time! I thought you forgot about me.
20 minutes later Waiter comes back.
Waiter: Are you almost done with your chicken Sir?
Customer: Chicken was cold and dry. And too salty. French fries were soggy.
Waiter picks up the plates.
Waiter: I apologize Sir. Would you like to look at the dessert menu?
Customer: No. Just bring me a cup of coffee and a bran muffin.
Waiter comes back with coffee and muffin.
Waiter: Here is your bill Sir. Will it be cash or card?
Customer: Cash. Customer finishes his lunch, grabs his coat and leaves.
Waiter to himself: Cheapskate left me 5% tip. I hope he chokes on his bran muffin.
Mike: You are welcome. This restaurant is so nice.
Mary: Oh, I like it too. I would like to try something new today. Where's the menu?
Mike: The waiter's bringing it.
Waiter: Here you are, sir.
Mike: Thank you. Mary, what would you like?
Mary: Oh, I think I would try this new salad with apples and chicken.
Mike: That's a good choice! I will try grilled fish with mashrooms and onion.
Waiter: Are you ready to order, sir?
Mike: Yes, we are. We would like a salad with apples and chicken and grilled fish with mashrooms and onion.
Waiter: Would you like anything to drink?
Mary: Can I have a glass of orange juice and a cup of coffee, please?
Mike: And could I have a cup of black tea?
Waiter: A glass of orange juice, a cup of coffee and a cup of black tea.