Bitard-man. Recently I started to like covering myself in stale feces and fapping. Almost every morning I walk around my neighborhood with a large black garbage bag and collect all the crap I see. It takes a whole day to get two bags full of shit. But it all pays off when I come home after a hard day, go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water and…mmm, pour all the crap into the bathtub. And then I masturbate, imagining that I’m being devoured by all the feces. All in all, I think, that poo has its own mind, each pile of shit has its own family, place, feelings, we shouldn’t just flush them down the toilet, we should take care of them, talk to them, pet them… And you know what, I had a wonderful dream while lying in the bathtub yesterday, I dived into the sea and it turned into shit, fish, seaweed, jellyfish, everything turned into poo, even the sky, Allah himself.
1 It won't cost much money to travel on Hyperloop One.
2 We need to come up with ideas for energy- efficient transport.
3 New means of transport will replace the trains and aeroplanes we use today.
4 Hyperloop One will transform the way we travel.
5 Solar panels are an eco-friendly way to generate electricity.
6 The company wants to develop an eco-friendly mode of transport.
7 The inventor plans to hold a public test of his high-speed train.
8 Does the technology exist to create the first working vac train?